My Chaotic Realm
This is where I post whatever song is playing in my head when I wake up... where I post pictures of my greeting cards, my animal companions, random digital camera pictures... who knows! Stop in, see what the post of the day holds for you. Blessings! chaotic
About Me
I am gifted or afflicted (depends on viewpoint)... I am a good friend, sometimes irreverent, othertimes wise, curious, outspoken, quite brave about life, flexible, humorous, and a little twisted. I am a seeker, a believer, an optimist who is stubborn, trusting and sarcastic. I tend to ramble. I live in my mind and it gets a little scary sometimes. I am very real, deeply human, horribly imperfect, thoughtful, changing, and glad to be alive. Oh, and I make greeting cards, as you can see!
Friday, November 20, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Inward, to the Deep
Blessed Be
Thursday, October 29, 2009
I am teaching... in Feb 2010
Chaotic's Creative Mixed Media Workshop
Two pleasure-filled days of fun!
"Hands On" workshops and an evening to create art while socializing with some great women!
If you ever wanted to try something but did not know how to start, this workshop is for you.
If you ever looked at something and thought "How did she DO that?" this is for you, too.
If you ever saw something and then said to yourself "I bet I could do THAT!", come do it!
If you want to try but don't wanna buy until you know if you'll enjoy it, come play!
Saturday's workshop will give you a chance to explore creativity in many medias. You'll be able to work WITH fabric, tissue, earthen & polymer clays, assorted embellishments and papers...all while working ON candles, keepsake boxes, altered books, decos and booklets, lightswitch covers, candy tins, CDs, tags/tag booklets... the list goes on!
For Sunday's workshop I will be demonstrating making your own greeting cards. My cards will be for Valentine's Day but yours can be for any occasion. Workshop includes a "Make & Take" kit with supplies enough to make 6 greetings cards and a box to put them in (great for gift giving!).
NOTE: If you have a project already in mind, gather what you need and bring it with you. If you are not sure what you might need to do a project you are thinking of, call me! Or if you just want a break from your regular routine, come as you are and jump right into whatever catches your eye.
February 6th & 7th, 2010
at the beautiful Pine Crone Labyrinth Retreat and Workshop Center
$80 for BOTH days ($30 savings!)*
or you can do one day only
Saturday 10am-5pm $60* Mixed Media Art
or
Sunday 10am-3pm $50* Handmade Greetings for Valentine's Day
(or occasion of your choosing)
Call 512-413-6970 or send $25 deposit to reserve your spot (space is limited) to
Kristi Johnson 113 Rylea Court Uhland, TX 78640 chaotickristi@gmail.com
(*Price includes overnight dormitory-style lodging and facility fee.
Bedding is provided. Kitchen on site. Bring your own meals, drinks, etc.)
This is a comfortable & fun workshop. You are not obligated to PURCHASE or BRING anything.
Remember: DO NOT wear 'good' clothes!
We are going to be spraying, painting, gluing, stamping and having a good (and messy) time!
You are not required to bring any supplies. If you want to bring your "Basic Kit" (markers, colored pencils, glue or double-sided tape, ruler, eraser, scissors, bone folder) then please feel free to do so.
Labels: art, greeting card
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
happy tuesday... bath night...cereal night...
Oh, and in that 19 day span, we managed to successfully see our way through the 17th Annual "Festival of the Goddess" in the Texas Hill Country October 8-9-10-11. In the rain, no less! Actually, sounds worse that it was. I did not hear one single woman complain about the weekend of rain. Which is good, since those SAME women are the ones I've been in ritual workings with to bring the rain. Then, October 17th was Art Day all day @ Spirit Stone Sanctuary. The 18th saw us at Manor 290 Cafe for brunch with friends, followed by a kickass new moon ritual in E. Austin. Planned the upcoming Sabbat the 19th, the 20th was Bath night (D'uh, Tuesday!) and a board meeting on the 21st. YYYYYYYYYAAAWWWWWWNNNNN Let me tell you, I am
TIRED!
So, after all that...what was left to do, you might wonder? Treat myself to a massAHge !! Laureli did wonders for all the sore spots (see the stairs above...sigh). Was so great, I had to peel myself up off the table some 2 & 1/2 hours later :-) And... I am at home EVERY night this week! No, this is NOT a typo! Monday I worked on art project for November's lunar. Tonight I watched a movie. (nat'l treasures:book of secrets) And I sat down the whole time... well, except for when I got up to get a(nother) warm from the oven brownie. Actually, was fairly easy to sit and watch Nicholas Cage... I am rather fond of his movies.
Tomorrow... I want to work on the PDF flier for the mixed media workshop I will be teaching at PineCrone Feb 6th & 7th, 2010. Stay tuned for details! Just as soon as that flier gets done...
Labels: art, dogs, festival, goddess, lunar, pets, rain, ritual, sabbat, work
Thursday, October 08, 2009
and so it begins!!
our return. Tomorrow kicks off the 17th AnnualHurrah!!!!!


now if i just was not so exhausted still....
Labels: festival
Monday, October 05, 2009
Dog's 10 Commandments
1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful.
2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.
3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being.
4. Don't be angry with me for long and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment, but I have only you.
5. Talk to me. Even if I don't understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me.
6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it.
7. Before you hit me, before you strike me, remember that I could hurt you, and yet, I choose not to bite you.
8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, I have been in the sun too long, or my heart might be getting old or weak.
9. Please take care of me when I grow old. You too, will grow old.
10. On the ultimate difficult journey, go with me please. Never say you can't bear to watch. Don't make me face this alone. Everything is easier for me if you are there, because I love you so.
~Take a moment today and be thankful for your pets. Enjoy and take good care of them.
Life would be a much duller, less joyful experience without these critters.
~Now please pass this on to other pet owners. We do not have to wait for Heaven, to be surrounded by hope, love, and joyfulness. It is here on earth and has four legs!
Labels: dogs
Monday, September 28, 2009
one week later...
On another positive note, our Bastrop Buddy has moved in... that house sold & new house contract has not yet completed. So the 2 of them will be home... and you think I am hard... HA! :-)
Labels: spirit
Friday, September 25, 2009
I miss paper...
Well, not newspaper paper but the FUN kind of paper, like the stuff that is on my art table, calling to me..."Come play with me". I got a few cards done last night in preparation to vend @ this year's 17th Annual GoddessFest. Am probably not going to get time to make any sabat card sets other than the one prototype I did before Spirit's back injury. That set I will donate to the raffle. Most of what little time I did get to sit at my table was spent excavating it in order to see what project was left in what state and tally the damage done due to Abigale's taking up residence on top of it all in my absence.Now, it is almost time to go home so I can bathe dogs, feed cats & dogs & guinea, gather up lizard plates, scoop guinea & cat litters, clean fish tank, eat dinner, feed snakes and go to bed.... and somewhere in there find time to get caught up on all the art swaps I committed to prior to 9/4/9 AND watch Whale Rider with some friends that are coming over tonight.
Saturday, I get to get up, do all of the zoo chores all over again (except chop & serve lizards rather than pick up their plates) & then head to Bastrop. A dear-to-me soul is packing for the mover's Tuesday arrival to put most of the worldly possessions into storage while waiting on contract to complete on home purchase. This is what happens in an oddball market. You look for new home, someone buys your old home while you are still living in it. ARGH.
Labels: festival, goddess, greeting card, pets
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Blessings abound
Today is the Fall Equinox, when night and day are balanced. The wheel is turning to the Second Harvest. Day and night come into balance. We find ourselves looking back at the seeds we planted at Ostara and looking forward at the dark time to come. We will use the balance of the Equinox to prepare for the dark. Take some time to think about those things that you have manifested from the planting time. How would you express those manifestations? Join me as I observe this time with the Austin Re-Formed Congregation of the Goddess!! We meet @ 7pm; ritual starts @ 7:30pm.
Click on the link above for info/directions.

